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i will procrastinate... later. if i had more patience, id play more instruments, speak more languages, learn how to really cook, and capitalize/ punctuate when i should. ill never be the girl with perfect hair who can wear white without spilling on herself. im scared of airplanes, terrified of dying and everything about it. sometimes i convince myself that god is the santa claus for adults. sometimes not. i wear sandals all through the winter, i dont always recycle, and i go weeks without shaving. i cant sing. i cant act. i cant dance. but ill do any of the above in public, because secretly, i want to be famous. when it comes to art, music, or sex, i wont give you a hard time. they are the 3 things i generally respect, the rest is up for debate. i know youre probably better than me. youre probably smarter or prettier or skinnier or faster. you probably have more money and dress better and have more friends than i do. for some reason, that you cant quite put your finger on, i intimidate you. and youre jealous of me. it pisses you off. and i like it. your boyfriend wants to fuck me. as does your father. i have a decent sexual appetite, but am neither consumed by it nor a pervert. on a perfect day, i would ride my moped to the lake. i would listen to music with my eyes closed and id dance. i would pet animals and smile and laugh. id smell a baby and fresh cut grass. and i would wear a dress. they say i smell like a hippie, i say everyone else smells like cheap alcohol. my waist is small and my tummy is flat. my breasts are small and perky. im intelligent and thoughtful and creative and witty sometimes. heh. and apparently arrogant. my ears are cute and pierced. i couldnt live without french kisses or eyeliner. i love football and porno and i like my nails cut short and painted black. i wish my legs were longer and my eyes bluer. im a firm believer in beauty coming in all shapes and sizes, and i make no apologies for who i am. while im hardly a girly girl, i love getting dolled up and i do it quite well. i love learning, but havent done so conventionally for some time. i hope to soon. i love challenging myself and others. i think that should suffice for now.

just let me know if you want to read me. you may be invited, but youre not coming in...